One of the best film blogs around Sergio Leone and the Infeld Fly Rule just had a very humourous post about having his Blog rated NC-17. This was the response he got by typing in his URL at this page:
"This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
Gun (5x) Dead (4x) Porn (3x) Dyke (1x)"
I checked mine and all I got was a measely PG due to 3 deaths, 2 hells and 1 gun. I'm just not trying hard enough obviously...So I submit the following paragraph:
Dick Van Dyke has a very wholesome reputation for appearing in such porn free films as Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (no gun is used for those bangs). Almost a dead genre these days, his films never showed 1) a gun being used for criminal purposes, 2) a gun being photographed in an appealing way like so much gun porn or 3) a gun even being fired in the air in order to wake the dead! I suppose it's a dead giveaway that torture porn is not my favourite genre. That's just dead simple.
I'll update the post once I check my new rating...
After rescanning my Blog, I'm now the proud owner of:
My head hangs in shame due to the occurence of the following:
- gun (8x)
- dead (6x)
- porn (4x)
- death (3x)
- hell (2x)
- shoot (1x)
Well, that was fun...